I just don't see how aliens are real. They would have revealed themselves by now. I know they would have lost their patience. Or they would have left. Since humans stink. They would have gone home by now.
I hope they look like the ones in Mars Attacks. But instead they'll probably be boring grey drones with no personality. They won't even like techno music. They'll just stand around and stare at you and try to control your mind so you can be subdued and have some kind of chip put into you or your sperm and eggs taken from you or something like that. Intergalactic space rapists. They all should be shot on sight, as far as I'm concerned. That's what the 2nd amendment is for.
I'm a flat earther anyway, so what do I care? They probably come from beyond the Antarctic ice ring, where it might be cordoned off to keep the whole matter secret.
Kate Upton's been there. Near there. I'm sure she wasn't let in. All she did was a photoshoot. I wish I had a girlfriend. It's probably not that cold there in the antarctic. Metallica played there once. Oh yeah they called it Freeze Em All.
I remember that Kill Em All poster on my brother's wall as a kid. He never believe in aliens. I did though. I don't know why. I guess that Time-Life book I had on UFOs or watching Unsolved Mysteries, except there never were that many segments on that show about aliens or abductions...
Well, if I was ever abducted in the past, I wish they'd return. I get so bored of this place. I really do. And they can do anything with me, as long as it doesn't hurt. I know what Whitley Strieber says, that sometimes they cause a lot of pain, so I don't want anything like that. And hey, maybe I even have a hybrid child up there somewhere, waiting to greet me and we can play video games together or something nice.