nameless
Paranormal Adept
greyliens is the de facto smoke screen for any freaky shit period. as soon as you use "aliens" it throws people off completely into some other fantasy. It works for all kinds of stuff and I have been using it in day to day life. e.g.. I was late for work and I couldn't keep using the same excuse which was that the trains are constantly messed up, so I said it was because engineers on the Piccadilly line had uncovered a portal which been breached by reptilians who had to battle London transport ticket inspectors and transport police for trespassing and not having valid tickets for their journey, causing major delays by blocking the tracks. My managers bought that BS as they had heard a similar story on t'interwebs to do with area 51.