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Betty Crocker "three ingredient" cake recipe:
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Seriously I don't know if I should laugh or cry at the stupidity of this!
First of all they claim its three (3) ingredients and even if you count the "cake mix" as one ingredient there are FOUR (4) items in the recipe. If you list all the ingredients in the cake mix which are:
"Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Sugar, Partially Hydrgenated Soybean And/Or Cottonseed Oil, Corn Syrup, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate), Dextrose, Propylene Glycol Momesters Of Fatty Acids, Corn Starch, Salt, Modified Corn Starch, Nonfat Milk, Distilled Monoglycerides, Dicalcium Phosphate, Xanthan Gum, Soy Letcithin, Artificial Flavor."
It's more like thirty (30) ingredients and I am not including the lemon added to the "Greek"** yoghurt!
BTW I was horrified to see that they do not make finding the ingredients of the mix easy, I had to look on an external site to find them listed***!
*((source)): Three-Ingredient Lemon Loaf recipe from Betty Crocker
**Greek youghurt is a protected food in europe, like Champagne or Parmesan it must be produce in Greece for it to be called Greek yoghurt, the way they get round this is to call it Greek style yoghurt instead.
***((source)): Betty Crocker Super Moist White Cake Mix 461g (16.25oz) - American Food Store
This site has its own problems because in the UK GM ingredients must be listed, and they are not!
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Seriously I don't know if I should laugh or cry at the stupidity of this!
First of all they claim its three (3) ingredients and even if you count the "cake mix" as one ingredient there are FOUR (4) items in the recipe. If you list all the ingredients in the cake mix which are:
"Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Sugar, Partially Hydrgenated Soybean And/Or Cottonseed Oil, Corn Syrup, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate), Dextrose, Propylene Glycol Momesters Of Fatty Acids, Corn Starch, Salt, Modified Corn Starch, Nonfat Milk, Distilled Monoglycerides, Dicalcium Phosphate, Xanthan Gum, Soy Letcithin, Artificial Flavor."
It's more like thirty (30) ingredients and I am not including the lemon added to the "Greek"** yoghurt!
BTW I was horrified to see that they do not make finding the ingredients of the mix easy, I had to look on an external site to find them listed***!
*((source)): Three-Ingredient Lemon Loaf recipe from Betty Crocker
**Greek youghurt is a protected food in europe, like Champagne or Parmesan it must be produce in Greece for it to be called Greek yoghurt, the way they get round this is to call it Greek style yoghurt instead.
***((source)): Betty Crocker Super Moist White Cake Mix 461g (16.25oz) - American Food Store
This site has its own problems because in the UK GM ingredients must be listed, and they are not!
RenaissanceLady
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#FloridaMan, you do everything.
Florida Man arrested for having sex with bound & blindfolded alligator.
Florida Man arrested for having sex with bound & blindfolded alligator.
Randall
J. Randall Murphy
I want to "like" it but it's just too disturbing ... LOL. Nice to cross paths again
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RenaissanceLady
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I want to "like" it but it's just too disturbing ... LOL. Nice to cross paths again
Yeah, the Fifty Shades of Gator thing is a little creepy. Hope you're doing well.
You might like this one:
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