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The Cool Thing About Jesus

Charlie Prime

Paranormal Adept
The cool thing about Jesus is that he can be anything you want him to be.

Comfort Jesus
Warrior Jesus
Wisdom Jesus
Savior Jesus
GodMan Jesus
God Jesus
Spirit Being Jesus
Hippie Jesus
Destroyer Jesus
Redeemer Jesus
King Jesus
Servant Jesus
Baby Jesus
Light-bringer Jesus
Pineal Gland Jesus
Yeshua Jesus
Cristos
Logos
Yeshu
Mushroom Jesus
Îsâ Ibn Maryam al-Masih عيسى
Socialist Jesus
Easter Egg Jesus
Suffering Jesus
Christ'smass Jesus
Solstice Jesus
Acetic Jesus
Baptiser Jesus
Gnostic Jesus
Zealot Jesus
Philosopher Jesus
Universal Church Jesus
Spaceman Jesus

What's not to like!?
 
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Sorry C Prime, but Jesus' entire love, understanding, compassion and forgiveness can be summed up like this: You can argue til the sun burns out, but that's the bottom line.

If only it were that simple. :)

I'm not being rude but, the statement above demonstrates that you don't know how much you don't know.
 
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the gnosis.org site is a good resource, the web lectures by Stefan Hoeller are good: ... aeon bytes gnostic radio podcast is pretty good too ...

Those are interesting resources. I correspond with Miguel sometimes. I have it on my To-do list to meet Dr. Hoeller the next time I'm in Los Angeles, hopefully later this summer. I just want to get to talk to the old guy before he leaves us!
 
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Sorry C Prime, but Jesus' entire love, understanding, compassion and forgiveness can be summed up like this:
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You can argue til the sun burns out, but that's the bottom line.


I don't need to say a thing these guys did it already.

"Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see"

John Lennon.
 
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Has anyone ever seen the spirit science vids on you tube? Just puts all the prophet types at Christ like consciousness. Just highly intelligent higher plane of existence. Just wondering anyone's thoughts on those videos.

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Those are interesting resources. I correspond with Miguel sometimes. I have it on my To-do list to meet Dr. Hoeller the next time I'm in Los Angeles, hopefully later this summer. I just want to get to talk to the old guy before he leaves us!

Very cool - let me know if you do, very interesting person. I've emailed Miguel a couple of times and appreciate his work and attitude.
 
Has anyone ever seen the spirit science vids on you tube? Just puts all the prophet types at Christ like consciousness. Just highly intelligent higher plane of existence. Just wondering anyone's thoughts on those videos.

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Where is the evidence for "higher planes of existence" or that anyone seeking these states increased their intelligence in some superhuman-like fashion? I don't see it evidenced in human history.

If only it were that simple. :)

I'm not being rude but, the statement above demonstrates that you don't know how much you don't know.

Well, according to the gospel as taught by most churches belonging to the Southern Baptist Convention (of which I am most familiar) as well as many other denominations and sects, unless you accept the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross for your sins, and believe that he rose from the dead, then you are destined to spend eternity separated from God in hell, be that the outer darkness or torments.

As your initial posting indicates though, Jesus (being the fictional character that he is) can be all things to all people. There are 100s if not 1000s of different versions of the character and as many variations on the "gospel" that he allegedly preached. I've never met anyone who didn't think their accepted version of Jesus was the guy.
 
As your initial posting indicates though, Jesus (being the fictional character that he is) can be all things to all people. There are 100s if not 1000s of different versions of the character and as many variations on the "gospel" that he allegedly preached.

Exactly! That's what's so cool about the J-Man. He is open-standards, non-proprietary, crowd-sourced, and infinitely adaptable.

> I've never met anyone who didn't think their accepted version of Jesus was the guy.

No longer true because now you've met me brother, a southern gothic Ulysses. :D

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Has anyone ever seen the spirit science vids on you tube? Just puts all the prophet types at Christ like consciousness. Just highly intelligent higher plane of existence. Just wondering anyone's thoughts on those videos.

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Do you have a link?
 
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