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He's Barack Obama!

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Now that is awesome

Nah, but this is . . . :D

Got this note this AM, had to forward. I cracked up.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in,
they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.

Decker


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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in,
they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.

Decker


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I had a hot Coke can blow up on me one time while driving a truck. For a good 2 or 3 seconds I was sure I had just taken a shotgun blast.
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Got this note this AM, had to forward. I cracked up.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and ...

Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.
Decker

I cracked up too when I read this because I'm amazed how old this urba myth is and that people still fall for this kind of stuff.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

The Obama thing is a new variation obviously trying to make his supporters seem stupid. I'm waiting for this bogus story to be repeated on Fox.



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The JibJab guys are brilliant, and they keep getting better.

That piece is an absolute blast, and it looks gorgeous. Thanks for posting it, bobheck!

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