Mr. Fibuli
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Awww..man
That's harsh.
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That's harsh.
RenaissanceLady
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That's sick and wrong on so many levels. I like your style.
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
Just a public service announcement, from those of us who live in an area surrounded by national forest.
Mr. Fibuli
Paranormal Adept
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
I'll never look at pasta -- or damned souls -- the same way ever again.
Randall
J. Randall Murphy
I wonder if they're good with tomato-basil sauce ... LOL ( just kidding )I'll never look at pasta -- or damned souls -- the same way ever again.
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Arthur
Skilled Investigator
Daily News: Comatose hypnotist rushed to hospital.
Billy Strange, an upcoming TV hypnotist dropped his micro phone in front of 11 volunteers who were in a deep, suggestive trance. With a mix of anger and frustration Mr Strange shouted out. F**** M*. It seems his subjects took this as a command and spent 10minutes being pulled off of him by stage staff.
Billy Strange, an upcoming TV hypnotist dropped his micro phone in front of 11 volunteers who were in a deep, suggestive trance. With a mix of anger and frustration Mr Strange shouted out. F**** M*. It seems his subjects took this as a command and spent 10minutes being pulled off of him by stage staff.
Bob Watson
Paranormal Adept
Bob Watson
Paranormal Adept
I was taught this song in the oral tradition by Valerie Voight back in the 80's when she was vistiting Australia
Its still one of my favourite bathtime ballads
About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did ev'ryone of them in, them in,
She did ev'ryone of them in.
One morning in a fit of pique,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One morning in a fit of pique,
She drowned her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin, with gin,
We had to make do with gin.
Her mother she could never stand,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
Her mother she cold never stand,
And so a cyanide soup she planned.
The mother died with a spoon in her hand,
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin,
Her face in a hideous grin.
She set her sister's hair on fire,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
She set her sister's hair on fire,
And as the smoke and flame rose high'r,
Danced around the funeral pyre,
Playin' a violin, -olin,
Playin' a violin.
She weighted her brother down with stones,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
She weighted her brother down with stones,
And sent him off to davy jones.
All they ever found were some bones,
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin,
Occasional pieces of skin.
One day when she had nothing to do,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One day when she had nothing to do,
She cut her baby brother in two,
And served him up as an irish stew,
And invited the neighbors in, -bors in,
Invited the neighbors in.
And when at last the police came by,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.
My tragic tale, I won't prolong,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
My tragic tale I won't prolong,
And if you do not enjoy the song,
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long,
You should never have let me begin, begin,
You should never have let me begin.
Its still one of my favourite bathtime ballads
About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did ev'ryone of them in, them in,
She did ev'ryone of them in.
One morning in a fit of pique,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One morning in a fit of pique,
She drowned her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin, with gin,
We had to make do with gin.
Her mother she could never stand,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
Her mother she cold never stand,
And so a cyanide soup she planned.
The mother died with a spoon in her hand,
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin,
Her face in a hideous grin.
She set her sister's hair on fire,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
She set her sister's hair on fire,
And as the smoke and flame rose high'r,
Danced around the funeral pyre,
Playin' a violin, -olin,
Playin' a violin.
She weighted her brother down with stones,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
She weighted her brother down with stones,
And sent him off to davy jones.
All they ever found were some bones,
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin,
Occasional pieces of skin.
One day when she had nothing to do,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One day when she had nothing to do,
She cut her baby brother in two,
And served him up as an irish stew,
And invited the neighbors in, -bors in,
Invited the neighbors in.
And when at last the police came by,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.
My tragic tale, I won't prolong,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
My tragic tale I won't prolong,
And if you do not enjoy the song,
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long,
You should never have let me begin, begin,
You should never have let me begin.
Mr. Fibuli
Paranormal Adept
NETFLYLEXIA
OK, I was looking through Netflix, and I did a doubletake-saw this pane several times-
how to get away with MUSCLES??
Is that a show about female body builders?
The actor doesn't really look that buff..
OH...MURDER.
OK, I was looking through Netflix, and I did a doubletake-saw this pane several times-
how to get away with MUSCLES??
Is that a show about female body builders?
The actor doesn't really look that buff..
OH...MURDER.
How to get away with yet another dumb TV show.
Mr. Fibuli
Paranormal Adept
LOL no doubt that-it was probably the generic real housewife aspect of the graphic that made me only look at it out of the corner of my eye and my mind made the leap
No interest in that show (no interestin getting away with muscles or murder either).
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RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
This:
stonehart
Paranormal Adept
Well since this is the funny thread.
The pitfalls of home renovation:
So about six weeks ago we had a new sliding door for the new house measured up and ordered.... fast forward to Friday last week and the phone call comes in saying the "Door" is ready.
Great I think I can finish the entry way and have that bit of the house all done.......................... But no!
Come Monday at 5pm the.... ah door frame arrives.
so I call the company and ask in simple terms ... "Where is the god damn door"
Well apparently they never made one .. *face palm*
So as you can imagine my next question to the company was "what the hell use is a door frame with no god damn door to put in it"!!!
So they are coming out today to measure up the door again.
The funny side of this is that the company only make sliding doors and I quote "all orders must include door" ... you have to wonder how they messed this up.
The pitfalls of home renovation:
So about six weeks ago we had a new sliding door for the new house measured up and ordered.... fast forward to Friday last week and the phone call comes in saying the "Door" is ready.
Great I think I can finish the entry way and have that bit of the house all done.......................... But no!
Come Monday at 5pm the.... ah door frame arrives.
so I call the company and ask in simple terms ... "Where is the god damn door"
Well apparently they never made one .. *face palm*
So as you can imagine my next question to the company was "what the hell use is a door frame with no god damn door to put in it"!!!
So they are coming out today to measure up the door again.
The funny side of this is that the company only make sliding doors and I quote "all orders must include door" ... you have to wonder how they messed this up.
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