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Ron Collins

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So, today at 4:15pm Central rumors about a weird sickness are confirmed via press conference at the White House and images of the walking dead in large numbers start streaming from all over the world. Where are you and how do you survive?
 
Ron Collins said:
So, today at 4:15pm Central rumors about a weird sickness are confirmed via press conference at the White House and images of the walking dead in large numbers start streaming from all over the world. Where are you and how do you survive?
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Board up the doors and windows, break out the armory, lock and load, shoot anything that doesn't talk intelligeably, keep telling my wife "There coming to get you Barbara...".
 
just to be clear on something are these as you said walking dead or running dead (ala Dawn of the Dead 2004) this will make a huge difference in how i deal with those scum suckin' Zombies
 
The taste of blood upon those lips shall make them live for thousand years. However Mr Spock has contact the real 'Dr' Who and his fellow companion K-9 shall use zombie lazier eliminator:)
 
I'll shuffle along with the crowd until I see a jar of Peanut Butter. Then I'll grab it and I'll be safe. Everyone knows Zombies hate peanut butter! 8)
 
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just to be clear on something are these as you said walking dead or running dead (ala Dawn of the Dead 2004) this will make a huge difference in how i deal with those scum suckin' Zombies
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How about a mixture? The J.L. Bourne zombie books (I really like them) say that irradiated zombies tend to move faster, have enough fine motor control to turn a door knob or clutch a hatchet, and show limited abilities to problem solve. Oh and these variety need a significant portion of the brain to be destroyed in order to kill them. The non-radiated zombies are slow, dumb. and one good pop to the head does 'em in.
 
I would pack up the family and head to our cabin in northern michigan. I would fortify our cabin and be on the ready with rifle in one hand and a pint of the bishop's bitter in the other.
 
Kingdom of the Flies baby! Seriously in order for a reanimated corpse to have mobility the tissues, tendons and muscles have to move. Since it is now a corpse its vulnerable to the most deadly enemy of all decomposing flesh...FLIES! well specifically their larvae or maggots. Maggots only eat decomposing flesh and since ALL zombies are now decomposing flesh just board yourself up wait a couple of days, stay real quiet, don't use lights and all those corpses will have been eaten to the bone. Part 1 Not unless you have zombies smart enough to carry battery powered bug zappers...oh the horror!
 
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