US Government denies Mermaids exist

[Sentry]

No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.

Are mermaids real?​

Why even bring it up? Part of an acclimation program?

I see they also have adressed the issue of the Bermuda Triangle, and even provide a link to the Coast Guard's statement on it:
What is the Bermuda Triangle?

 

[Muadib]

I contend that it is part of an acclimation program in preparation for something we've all been waiting for: Mermaid Disclosure!

In preparation for this historic event, I'm offering classes in what I call Aquapolitics. For only $1100, per person, per class, you can learn the proper techniques for greeting and interacting with our aquatic brothers and sisters, who are here to help us evolve. I'll also teach you how to summon mermaids using only your mind and a flashlight. Act now, classes are filling up fast!