Merchandise ideas

[agsouthtexas]

What about a former emergency room physician action figure with dune buggy and car seat carrying an alien orphan that was left on a church doorstep?

or

a shell game called the Knell shell game cause you never know what youre gonna get and its a scam.

or


a tutorial on photography so you know that those arent orbs or rods its just dust.
Written by David Biedny

or

a tshirt that says "I listened to the Paracast and when Paola Harris came on I nearly smashed my ipod"


Any other ideas?

 

[Tommy Allison]

Castings of the Starchild Skull, with Do It Yourself Forensic Reconstruction Kit.

Sunglasses and hat so you can impersonate Bill Birnes.

Kayak and paddle so you can impersonate Pat Uskert, sharks not included.

 

[methshin]

Paracast THE FLAMETHROWER!

 

[BrandonD]

Paracast THE FLAMETHROWER!

(the kids love this one)

 

[methshin]

May the signal be wit yas

 

[dusty]

How about a kind of reverse abductee edition of the kids game "Operation". Same game in principal, only you have to put in, the bits and pieces.

A Billy Meier themed fruit machine where 3 turkeys in a row wins a bag of nuts.

Bigfoot slippers.

A book idea, Learn Semaphore and Morse code, with Dr Steven Greer.

Heinz 57 varieties of Alien soup.

Jigsaw puzzle of Betty Hill's Star map, using Hubble images.
Love ya Stan.

Scratch and sniff Top trumps pack of Royce Myers hall of fame/shame characters(Bullshit and flowers) for instance.

A Klaus Dona ice cube making kit, featuring skull moulds.

That's enough,

Mark

 

[Bixyboo]

A UFO-shaped pillow that says 'The Paracast' on it.
(make that various UFO-shapes, Round, cigar-shaped, black triangle).

 

[methshin]

A UFO-shaped pillow that says 'The Paracast' on it.
(make that various UFO-shapes, Round, cigar-shaped, black triangle).

A life sized Stanton Freidman pillow/stuffed toy.

 

[Bixyboo]

A UFO-shaped:

Toaster
Microwave
Radio/Stereo
Cell phone

 

[skunkape]

A Steven Greer butt-plug.