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In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking office


In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking off

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In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking off

What? This guy hasn't been paying attention to the last 7 year disaster that we've been dealing with?

Bush is heading to Paraguay once Obama is sworn in. That's a promise. He and his familial troglodyte clan are headed south to a place that doesn't extradite. They plan on watching America implode from their ranch.

America as we know it is going through some very serious shit. This economic downturn is going to get worse and worse as we go, and won't improve until something, or someone in this country comes along to stop all the nonsense.
 
In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking off

If I had a nickel for every failed doomsday prediction I've heard over the years, I could probably buy a 40 oz. malt liquor by now.
 
In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking off

What? This guy hasn't been paying attention to the last 7 year disaster that we've been dealing with?

Bush is heading to Paraguay once Obama is sworn in. That's a promise. He and his familial troglodyte clan are headed south to a place that doesn't extradite. They plan on watching America implode from their ranch.

America as we know it is going through some very serious shit. This economic downturn is going to get worse and worse as we go, and won't improve until something, or someone in this country comes along to stop all the nonsense.

That would be interesting to see.

Actually, I think even Argentina extradites, now. Paraguay? I'm not sure.

But, hey, he can definitely go live in Saudi Arabia in good health and comfort, just so long as he never ever wants another beer... I know he's looking forward to a big 'ol Johnnie Walker on Jan. 20, 12:01...

Bush the elder's favorite vice, reportedly, is scotch and--halcyon.
 
In Utah, the Parowan Prophet predicts disaster will prevent Obama from taking off

But, hey, he can definitely go live in Saudi Arabia in good health and comfort, just so long as he never ever wants another beer... I know he's looking forward to a big 'ol Johnnie Walker on Jan. 20, 12:01...
They've got all the cocaine and hookers he can use in Hell.
I wish I was religious. Concepts like "Hell" are comforting when applied in the proper context.
 
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