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Glass Tubes on Mars - Not

Discussion in 'General Freewheeling Chit-Chat' started by Astroboy, Jan 6, 2009.



  1. Astroboy

    Astroboy Illegitimate Clone

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    Has anyone seen these Hi-res images of the so-called glass tubes that Richard Hoagland always seems to talk about?

    Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, Finishing a Mission, Offers a Peek at Mars’ Wrinkles - NYTimes.com

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    These were taken from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.

    Haven' we already learned not to stake our entire reputation on blurry images that let people interpret the tricks of shadow and light into something it's not?

    Hey, I actually believe there could be life on Mars in microbial form and won't rule out past advanced civilizations. But, come on people.

    My favorite Martian image - Giant Martian Sperms!

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  2. Ron Collins

    Ron Collins Curiously Confused

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    This just in from Hoagland:

    Clearly these sperm-like structures were placed there by a very ancient and sophisticated race of Martians. These particular sperm-like buildings are made out of a quartz like crystal that is actually hollow inside and contain all the knowledge of the entire universe written in Aramaic on small gold cylinder's.

    I know this because I have applied 37,894 filters from my pirated copy of photoshop 6 and have color enhaced and repixilatified(copywrite) the image to get a better look. NASA knows this and is deliberately distorting the images making them grainy and distorted enough to fool 98% of regular geologists.

    In the image above, you can clearly see that the large sperm-like structure in the front is precisely 23.65 degrees from the center of one on the little dots. Obviously this is what one would expect if taking in account my special mathematic formulea that permeates my navigationaly challenged website.


    Hmmm, I wonder if I could actually sell that to him....:D
     
  3. Aaron LeClair

    Aaron LeClair Paranormal Adept

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    I don't know what it is about people and Mars. The most unimpressive stuff to me, is another person's bigfoot or Martian Pizza Hut. And Mars is my zodiac planet or whatever. ::)
     
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    qqqq Paranormal Adept

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  5. Astroboy

    Astroboy Illegitimate Clone

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    Clearly I am no Hoagland or I would have said the second image was the aftermath of a giant ancient Martian who cranked out a gianormous load before he left for Venus where he could spank his monkey in the privacy of thick cloud cover.

    I'd provide a link but my iPhone doesn't have fucking cut and paste!
     
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