LOL!
Lo!
The END has arrived!
Now how many cardboard signs ya figure a guy might see with that same thing on it, wielded in unskilled fashion by some demented homeless substance dehanced zombie?
I'm sorry but I'm not interested in converting.
Did you not read exactly whom Jesus of Nazareth said he came for?
"For the children of Israel and no other".
Jesus said it, I believe it, and that pretty much settles it.
Except.
Your Christian bible even refers to Dianna the Huntress as a Great Goddess.
You really think I'm gonna give up on the elder G*ds?
Right now I'm pretty happy with my G*DS/The END is nigh, bugaloo situation.
Remember number two in your Trinity (Generic God as father) gave the Light Bearer this world to rule as it's G*D.
Didn't you read the book?
Now where does it say God is an indian giver?
The same "yesterday, today, and tomorrow"...not much wiggle room.
"The Sky Is Falling!"-C. Little
No. It's not. It's been the END times since Jesus told his homies that he'd be back for em before the generation then living took the dirt nap.
It's been the END times since Rev. MClaughlin drug Faith and Begorrah into it.
Really.
Ever since I was a wee nipper (and that's been a loooong time) some sort of heretic belief in a pre-tribulation "rapture" that was going to happen any minute made for non stop listening for a shout from the heavens, and some of the dumbest statements known to man. Right now one holy joe is training his flock in take-off positions for when they beam up. Laugh, but a woman in Arkansas saw some people shaped balloons floating skyward and jumped out of the sunroof of their car going 70 on the freeway hollering "wait for me lord" according to her stunned husband. The following vehicles pretty much made takeoff position her least concern, and she'd need scraped up and a lot of patching...a good taxidermist could put her on rollerskates...she'd probably be as smart as ever LOL.
I tried to catalog all the neat stuff at my goy friends houses... I mean if they were catching the A train to the Pearly Gates, I might as well load up on some nice freebies!
But hey, can a guy get a break here?
Nothing.
No Gabriel Tuning up.
No heavenly horsemen riding into battle against the guy God put in charge, and who would give such a silly order anyway?
BTW, Is your boogie man Leviathan, Satan, The Light Bearer, or the serpent from the garden (c'mon Toots, one little bite...what's to worry?).
There have always been evil persons, more people more evil people, basic statistics. More people, thinner spread of resources. Lot's of hunger, disease, flyblown corpses littering roadways in Zimbabwe, you know the bit.
The strong have to be prepared to kick ass and steal stuff to keep up the status quo. Other than that, the more people that get killed off in wars uprisings and religious disagreements, the better. Get the poor ones first, they are too stupid to shoot back. The stupid breed far beyond their capacity to raise children...so you get to see the skinny hollow eyed bushbaby with flies swarming around it's face, plenty more where it came from. Less people, less spread on the butter.
We can afford to be choosey.
Chronic upstarts? Whack em, I don't mind. Take their good stuff and piss in their mouths maybe...if their teeth are on fire or something.
Religions? Plenty of nutjob religions out there. There aint no live and let live amongst the upstarts. Roast em. I won't give a rip. There are too many people competing for too few resources. I say we tighten up with the act, nuke Moscow and Bejing, and a few dozen tactical site wipes.
Want some rice? How about some wheat? LOL! wait till I thin your herd of a few hundred thousand, or a million or three some places (Gongheyfatchoi?).
Walmart gets better quality "Hecho en Mexico", and those thirty to a three bedroom apartment guys get to go home. You think they LIKE being here? No, it's about feeding Mamacita and the ninos.
Flooding in Bangladesh? IT ALWAYS DOES...they are too stupid to move to higher land, sic em Darwin!
Gods? Coming later this week?
You got money? I'll bet you twentyfive million dollars in gold and negotiable securities, against a hundred thou from you that the END won't come by the end of this month.
Wanna buy some rapture insurance?
I'm not gonna be beaming up anyway. I'm descended from giants and wee folke, a changlng or two might have slipped into the mix too.
Jesus is cool with me. He died, in a horrible manner, not at all befitting the King of The Jews (check the begats...he WAS the rightfull King Of The Jews, Pontius Pilate checked Jesus's maternal lineage and knew the truth and pronounced it, washing his hands of the matter). He said he died for our sins (though considerable doubts exist as to whom the we in this ours are), and anybody who found Jesus to be a cool dude should have no problem accepting his gift of salvation.
Having no gods before G*D is easy too. The SPIRIT transcends politik religico, no need for fundage or constant imerssion in groveling, the SPIRIT is the power of creation, the breath of creation to all which is, which was, and what will be. Is the earth and water that is your body not eternal? It has been since the universe came into being, and will be untill the universe ends.
To think my life force needs a particular stamp on the hand by some politico fundy organisation to return to the SPIRIT is a silly idea.
I am eternal, I was created by the SPIRIT who created my forebearers before a man was made to work IN the earth.
I'm just trying to have a little fun before I die, so kill em all, God shall know his own.
No problem with Gods and the like, the best god is the one whose people dominate and decimate the rest.
BTW if we nuke Iran China and Russia are going to hammer us like we were a bunch of little girls. Persians are cool, Iranians are generaly not at all stupid unless they get bad religion instead of education from rabble rousing turd burglars. Church State seperation is a great idea, let's try it here, if it works we are justified in slaughtering nations that won't play by our rules. We have the biggest hammer, Russia can't even maintain it's roads, it's soldiers are mostly kids, ill fed and ill equipped, rarely paid at that, sure they have some good toys but they know the price of even thinking about nuking anybody but Chechnia or some 'stan or the other. Stoneage in three moves.
China has a few festering population centers but mostly it's all peasants who really would like us better if we snuffed the townies, splash all their sats, cut their wires and watch em return to peaceful coolies.
War is good business, let's draft all Canadians into the American Military too. We need the cannon fodder. Boots on the ground and broken stuff is the name of the game.
To hell with peace through diplomacy, victory through applied superior firepower.
Message to the world. Get on our side or get off our planet.
Message to would be saviors of those with stars on thars, here come another batch to sort.
Or not.
Sincerely-ish
Moshi
