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Egyptian Hulk?

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skunkape

skunkape

Paranormal Maven
Meet the 260 horse-power man. This dude drinks melted butter, eats raw meat, bangs his 4 wives 15 times a day, and bends coins with his eyelids. He claims the government has banned him from working to avoid injuring others with his Samson-like strength. I would have to personally test him out in the parking-lot at the ice-house before I believed a word of it, but it does make for good entertainment to see others buying his claims.

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The strength of 30,000 men OMG ROFLOL, how can they take this guy seriously..
Forget coin breaking I want to see some semi throwing. :p
Picking up planes and launching them from a standing position.
Ocean liner lifting..
 
Jose Collado said:
I'm going straight to the gym to work on my eye lids.
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I'm going straight to a brothel to work on my sexual endurance. 15 times a day!
15 doesn't divide even by 4 wives. I wonder how they go about divvying up those chores.
That's basically like one copulation every waking hour!
If this is true, this genotype must be quarantined.
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