CNN Video clip. Bigfoot sighting

[Aaron LeClair]

Wow. Bigfoot on CNN. Odd.

 

[Moshi Dayan]

It looks as if cousin Sasquatch is becoming a bit long of tooth, trying to pick up easy meat like a road kill deer.
One hopes our elderly long haired relative managed to liberate the carrion before it was carried off by the well meaning but uncharitable state employee.
Since there have been many sightings in recent months it seems fairly obvious that age has reduced the natural defenses of Mr. or Mrs. Sasquatch, so that it is unable to hear as humans approach, and thus make itself unseen.
What is very clear is that this dweller of the deep woods has found it necessary to take chances that it would not have taken were it younger and in better physical condition.
I suggest the state of Wisconsin put an immediate hunting ban into effect in the area where this gentle but hungry being has been sighted, and that the state should quickly pass legislation making it a felony to shoot any "bigfoot", as it has yet not been determined if this being is a near relative of man, as many reports suggest.
Further, the state of Wisconsin should set up motion detector controled cameras to study the creature, and leave roadkill deer and the like within the focus of those cameras.
No attempt to capture the being should be made unless it is seen to be in need of care.
Recently reported behavior suggests a "bigfoot" of advanced age which has lost it's mate, or that it's mate is unable to join in a hunting mission (it has been theorised that these hominids mate for life) and may well be facing starvation.
Let us for once not simply be mankind, let us be man kind.