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Montana Draws A Line In The Sand

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Montana told the federal government that federal gun laws only apply to weapons made out of state because the federal government only has authority to regulate interstate commerce. As long as the gun is made in Montana they're gonna pack any piece they damn well please.
I might move to Montana just so I can go target plinking with a sawed-off fully-automatic shotgun with a silencer.
Montana Governor Signs New Gun Law | Gather


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Okay. We won't forget them, but exploding projectiles are specifically addressed as 'not covered' in the new law.
Which means they'll probably still be banned. What'cha do is drill a 3/8" hole into the tip of a rifled slug, put 2 or 3 drops of mercury in it, and then put a thin splash of molten lead on top. The hot mercury expands, the molten lead solidifies, and then you're all set to knock a Sasquatch flat on it's hairy ass.
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Which means they'll probably still be banned. What'cha do is drill a 3/8" hole into the tip of a rifled slug, put 2 or 3 drops of mercury in it, and then put a thin splash of molten lead on top. The hot mercury expands, the molten lead solidifies, and then you're all set to knock a Sasquatch flat on it's hairy ass.

Hmmm. Wonder if you could just use hollow points and drop the mercury in without the need to drill. Thin layer of lead and you'd have the best of both worlds: expansion and explosion. The Sasquatches ARE a bit thick this time of year.
 
The Sasquatches ARE a bit thick this time of year.
You in the Northern or Southern hemisphere? They get kinda skinny and mangy around here this time of year. Texas in summer is no place for a hairy, 1/2 ton primate.
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You in the Northern or Southern hemisphere? They get kinda skinny and mangy around here this time of year. Texas in summer is no place for a hairy, 1/2 ton primate.

I'm at 48 degrees North, just about 350 miles left of Montana near the Olympic Rain Forest. That is prime hiding space for the Hairy Dudes because the underbrush is so thick. The only problem is that Spring is mating season and those guys are so loud you can't sleep. It's disgusting, really. No one wants to listen to that crap.
 
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