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Cheese Rage

I know this much. If I ever had a kid, Chuck E. Cheese would be the last place they'd get to go.
 
I know this much. If I ever had a kid, Chuck E. Cheese would be the last place they'd get to go.

Ah Jesus. Don't know if I should admit this, but, .... my Boys 6th birthday is Saturday, and guess what????

The only problem I've ever had is those shitty machines that eat my fucking tokens. .. I mean my kids tokens.

I wonder if there are more problems with Chuck E or little league. Thats where the true dark nature of parenthood gets really ugly. Stupid ass people that think their kid is entitled to everything, even when they suck.
 
Ah Jesus. Don't know if I should admit this, but, .... my Boys 6th birthday is Saturday, and guess what????

The only problem I've ever had is those shitty machines that eat my fucking tokens. .. I mean my kids tokens.

I wonder if there are more problems with Chuck E or little league. Thats where the true dark nature of parenthood gets really ugly. Stupid ass people that think their kid is entitled to everything, even when they suck.

Uh Yeah, your kid's tokens. Like the rest of us don't play video games and goof around... We all have experienced the theft of tokens by the hands of the no-armed bandits.

I have a horrible fear of mechanical singing animals. It's why I avoid Chuck E. Cheese.
 
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