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Burglar: I was held captive by ghost for 3 days


Interesting story, I wonder what the hell happened to that dude.

Wouldn't surprise me if the recovered camera footage showed a guy on PCP continually walking into a wall mirror head first and then falling down over and over again for 3 straight days :)
 
Holy crap... That's an actual original idea. You would likely make a shitload of cash from the Ghost Hunters Crowd.

By the way, GH was outed as being totally fraudulent.
 
We could set up a leasing program. Imaginary ghosts could be more effective than real-life rent-a-pigs. Just put a sign out front that says "This property protected by hooga-booga." And then launch an ad campaign that scares the dookie out of dumb, superstitious, would-be criminals. I bet it would actually work.
 
We could set up a leasing program. Imaginary ghosts could be more effective than real-life rent-a-pigs. Just put a sign out front that says "This property protected by hooga-booga." And then launch an ad campaign that scares the dookie out of dumb, superstitious, would-be criminals. I bet it would actually work.

Dress me up in a sheet and give me chains. Might be a fun job. So long as robbers come by nightly.
 
There's no guarantee they're gonna come by nightly, but when they do it'll make that $3.65 an hour worth it. Employee bonus for shit stains.
 
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