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In defence of BP, safety is their primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh . . . . no it's - profits, image, then safety . . . . I think . . . I know still it's right up there somewhere.

Well BP, you certainly know how to upstage KFC and take the pressure off the Double Down for oil jokes anyway.

He and James Bama are still the best illustrators the pulp novel industry ever had. Keith ( Not to brag, but if I died during sex it would have to be an open casket)

I just got the book the other day . . . don't tell me the end . . . . . Keith (Turns out that forklifts at home depot are "for employees only".)

It does get a little too much. Not that I have anything interesting on my twitter list to read anyway. Keith (I got a little suspicious of my Native American spirit guide when he urged me to try my luck at the blackjack table)...

I was thinking more along the lines of alcoholic, and just to be clear I'm an alcoholic, sobriety date January 5th, 1997. But if you want to explain on your experience and don't mind a little friendly kidding, when needed, please do so. I would love to hear what went on. No sense keeping entire...

Not realizing my shades were open, I just changed clothes in front of a group of young boys. I think I'm ready for priesthood. Keith (and why are they're called airplanes? So they aren't confused with waterplanes or roadplanes?)

I'm a fan boy for both Gene and Dave. The Paracast is setting a new standard for all podcasts. In the old rustbeat mediums of TV, radio and newspapers (I think that is what they were called) control was in the hands of the owners. The beautiful thing about this medium is interaction of the...

I listen to TWIT every week, and that has to be one of the funniest clips so far. There was another one a couple of weeks ago when Loe called his mother live on the phone and tried to walk her thought her facebook settings. Needless to say it was a total train wreck. Keith (and yes Victoria...

Whiskey Strieber?? . . oh Whitley!!! With Valentine's Day just around the corner have you noticed that a heart looks just like an unside down butt?

Yup, it happens often to me. Most nights I have dreams that are so real I wake up not sure if it happened or not. Sometime I may go through the day upset or anticipating something to happen based on the dream. Keith (I'd don't know if this qualifies as a phychic power, but I'm 100% accurate...

More nudes!!!! . . . oh sorry 'nukes'. I must have the wrong forum. Keef (I like how they use roman numerals for all of the Saw sequels. Sophisticated.)

Punxsutawney Phil poked his head out a few days early and saw the iPad, which means 6 more weeks of tampon jokes. keith ( My standards have fallen and they can't get up.)

Looks a little like Steve Jobs. Keith (Based on my face this morning, I fell asleep last night while eating a cheese and mustard sandwich)

Odd little man . . . when he first said; "Out Of The Blue" I thought that he was talking about the the video. I flagged it as bullying. Now for something serious. I can't believe Brad and Angelina are splitting up. They always seemed so happy in their press releases. My main concern is that Brad...

I have secret information about the new device . . . . I can't afford it. Keith (1993 was a tough year for the people who found out that parachute pants didn't make an effective parachute and were ugly.)

The first time I remember taking an interest was when I was about 11 or 12 years of age. There was a nuclear power plant about 5 miles away and it was in it's early stages of construction. The year would have been mid 1960's. at around 10 in the evening a light in the sky was seen stationary...

. . . . and his horse friend Pokey. :frown: Keef (The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star.)

Doug I haven't finished the podcast yet. I'm only at the part where he's at a condo in Victoria, BC. If he had stopped with the story about driving in the desert, seeing something strange and losing some time, then it could have been a little more acceptable. The 'black thing' in his knee as...

YES Keith (Today I've: played with a dollhouse, built Play-Doh burgers, and watched Scooby Doo. It would have been MUCH cooler if my daughter was here.)