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Here's a Hendrix cover with a goat-skin/reed thingy. I like it a lot. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=""...

God is a schizophrenic that thinks it is everything else. Case closed.

The preliminary chatter suggests there may be room for refinement. <object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f7a03edbd7"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars"...

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Put some of this your pipe. It'll make you feel good. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...

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Absolutely. Jesse Jackson's hair smells like peanut-butter mixed with sweat and WD-40. Helen Thomas's farts smell like 3 week-old haggis. Trust me. These things I know. I can "whiff-stench" psychic-auras with superb accuracy. My third-nostril has been opened. <input id="gwProxy"...

I agree with Richard Thompson's agreement with Pat Metheny. Kenny G sucks. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=""...

Possibly to make the experience more fun and less painful. <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

My dad taught me how to do it for myself when I was fairly young. He said, "Boy, get your shit together." That simple phrase still comes in handy from time to time. <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

The electronic voices were unique in that the source seemed to be directly against, or even inside my skull. There were never any intelligible messages. One sounded like a Speak-n-Spell saying "So...use...one...two." Another time it sounded like "three, slip, daddy," in a very high voice...

I've experienced electronic sounding voices that seemed to be inside my head a while back that seemed to coincide with a whole array of other weird stuff...black helicopters, poultergeese, evidence that someone was entering my home in my absence, etc. That kind of stuff can seriously make...

Or a goonch? Wikipedia Article <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

How do we even know that this is really Earth that we're on? 'They' could have swapped Earth for Mars in 2012 which was really 20,000 years ago.

Beautiful. Work like this may be why the alien overlords have postponed exterminating humans entirely. And then there's shit like this. The Product | My New Pink Button Pink only, how racist. <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

I googled his name and this popped up at the top of the list. Kal Korff is an IDIOT: Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT

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If I went and paid to watch a movie, and got stuck listening to any of the above listed...ummm, I'll be nice...people. I would probably go Na'vi on their ass.