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..I forget what the points are called, but it's in one of the points of stable gravitational pull between the earth and the moon (I believe); so orbiting earth not far out. -Mike <8]

..No, you're dead on. What are they keeping from us? I mean, how many Hubble Photos have uneven blocks missing from the pic? Don't tell me there was some sort of data corruption for that segment... I always imagine a vast space battle, or giant super advanced alien billboards, "Eat at Zorgs!"...

I have a miserable life; my day job actually keeps me away from the computer for 80 hours every week! Fortunately my wife bought me an iPod touch, which has Wi-Fi, so I can log back on every couple of hours when I'm near a hotspot. To compensate I only sleep about four hours a day, so I can...

Just when some reality started to seep into the world, I see this in the news: Former Pres. Bush: 'Like Son Jeb as President' - Little Rock- msnbc.com But to make it even more surreal, here's the first site up for it: Jeb Bush For President Oy, pain killers this early in the morning...

So... Canadian Farmers are going to march on the midwest... Oh boy, you betcha, dat'll work. For every Canadian Farmer's hunting rifle the midwest has two hunting rifles, a shotgun and four pistols. Never mind the paranoid gun-toting city folk. The idea is preposterous, even on paper. For...

How exactly is Canada supposed to annex the largely rural (and thus well armed) central states? Replacing Coors with Molsen? I don't think so... -Mike <8]

Tommy, the police force is not stupid for doing their job. No matter how absurd the call-in was, procedures are in place for a reason. If a Mensa member wanted to put some radioactive waste in a town to contaminate the population, I imagine they'd disguise it as a toy so the smart people of the...

..Upon reading the article I must say I've recently encountered this same brand of stupidity; My truck was stuck in a valley thanks to an icy road a couple of weeks ago, and while waiting for a wrecker a woman tried to come down the hill from the other side, saw the truck across the road and...

Ah, a Mensa member that explains it. Perhaps if you were just a little bit smarter you would realize that as a genius, you are not qualified to make the assessment "It doesn't take a genius to figure this out!" Let me break this down for you; there are three types of people in the world...

Hey, I'm sure there was just a mix-up at the Fairy-realm port-authority. Do you have a tracking number for your order? While you're looking at it, send me the cross-state-line's border tax on the order and I'll make sure it get's expedited to you post-haste!

Nothing like a round of Super Mario Bros. to start the day! -Mike <8]

I followed the link to Gothic Moods and found his so-called novel The Dark Master. Googled the title and found another book by a different author with similar content... His is 84 pages. Odds are he took a sub-plot out of the book, changed a couple of things in it and called it his own...

Roflmao! Thanks for that, I needed it! -Mike >8]

Droll, very droll....:cool: Although I was raised mostly in MO, I was born in Shawnee Mission and went to High School there. Now I just play a Kansan on TV. As to backward places, ever been to Pittsburg Kansas? Can't hold a candler to BFE, MO; I lettered in Chess in High School, and...

There is no worse aspersion that can be cast on a person than to call them a fraud, and there is no lower scumbag than one who perpetrates fraud as a way of life. Think about it, most crimes can be chalked up to people having one bad day too many in a row, but fraud, that's just plain evil...

..meh, clearly the front right leg is absurdly long, and the ear is a bit too abstract... FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE! A FRICKEN QUADRAPED IS PAINTING A FRICKEN PICTURE! Get your heads out of your collective asses and marvel at the profundity! Your denial of the astonishing nature of this video...

Here's a recent example of synchronicity for you all to consider... Two weeks ago this Thursday I was driving home from work at around a quarter to midnight when I was hit by a Doe. I was about half a mile from home, just outside the small town I live in on old Route 66 (get your kicks!) when...

I figured it out the other day talking to a customer. Over the past sixty years or so, every significant rite of passage into adulthood that actually fosters some maturity and wisdom has been filtered out of everyday life for the average American. What does that leave us with? A government and...

I'm still not convinced that I could read another person's thoughts so much as all of the minute signs they give off subconsiously that indicate what those thoughts might be...

the human baby is one of the most helpless creatures on the planet, not having fully developed it's senses at birth; Autistics come into the world full on, and often the trauma takes years to get over. At first people assumed that autistics had a lack of sensitivity, but in fact what's...