Graphimancer
Skilled Investigator
You're kidding. Puppets are the only thing that makes the news... Hilary, Obama, Britney, Paris, Bush, Rachel Ray, Rosie, whatever the fuk happened on that piece of shit show American Idol, Madonna (Who plays guitar now, ooooooooopoo) etc.... Oh, And that Miley Cyrus girl. Yup.... stop the press,that dumbfounded dipshit squirted out something. The news = Muppet show, but less entertaining.
You sound like me when I'm in a cynical mood. I agree with you observation.