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Hey Michael Salla. Whatcha up to now?

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nameless: Hey Doc Salla, what goes on in the ex0-skeletal world?

salla: WELL OBVIOUSLY me and Brooks Agnew are gonna hunt us some extraterresials in the hollow earth via the arctic with a bunch o' TV production money and this map:
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NPIEE: The North Pole Inner Earth Expedition

nameless: ok Dude, good luck with that.
 
Just where is the Entrance to the Underworld on that Map? I looked it over and concluded that Doc Salla has a tough journey ahead;).
 
OK. so your going to the arctic. Your gonna do some digging, possibly some geological type underground stuff, gonna be cold and inhospitable might need some experts in that field too. Who do you take with you in you A Team?
Marketing director? Chief Historian? Film production advisor? Leader of the Exo-politics movement?
 
what news from yonder kingdom doth thy bring?

as some of you may know, Doc Salla and his exo pals were going to enter a magical kingdom in the inner earth via a doorway in the north pole with the help of a film crew and loads of peoples cash.
 
BREAKING news;
12-12-12 UPDATE!!!!

THE PARK AVENUE NEW YORK FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY HAS DISAPPEARED. Thousands of you have written over the years to wish us luck and from time to time to warn us. The NPIEE team always looks at the positive side and we have never paid any attention to any rumors of perceived threats. Until now.

The entire New York film production company, including the president, the VP, and the entire board of directors has completely disappeared. Their website has been sterilized, the phones all go to voicemail, and their email accounts are vacant. How often does a successful, Park Avenue multi-million dollar production company with numerous awards and ongoing projects evaporate without a trace like a summer rainstorm? We negotiated a contract with the ship charter company, also a world-class company (still in business by the way,) and delivered it to the Producer. Within a month, the entire company of highly accomplished staff members disappeared from the face of the Earth.

What does this mean for the NPIEE team? It means we are reflecting and very soberly considering our calling to bring you this first-person voyage for your participation. Obviously, this means that we need another Producer to immediately join our project management team. It will take a Film Production source with a commitment to bring the live streaming event to the 40 million enthusiasts we have built up over the past 6 years. It will take a massive, concerted effort by our followers to make this happen.

The millions who know us also know that we have never solicited for funds. The NPIEE crew has put in more than $30,000 of our own money, and less than $5,000 has been accepted from donations. We have turned away investors who brought a commercial ownership mentality to us in order to protect the integrity of the information for everyone who wants to see what we see as we see it...LIVE.
NPIEE: The North Pole Inner Earth Expedition
 
They have only accepted 5k in donations, as they have claimed to have turned away investors who have brought a commercial ownership mentality.

The following companies have been contacted for sponsorships, and/or grants:

Coco-Cola
Microsoft
Google
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
Pepsico
Gander Mountain
Nike
Reebok
North Face
Conagra Foods (Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa)
Sharper Image
Dell
AT&T
Sprint
Verizon
Miller Brewing Company
Frito-Lay
Polaris


The only company investing in such a sham, conceivably giving them a dime, might be Frito-Lay, wagering that the inner earth may actually consist of Cheese Whiz, which may go a long way in explaining the moon’s creation. Traveling via the magical train known as “The Polar Express”, arriving at their destination, complemented by a pack of Yetis, they will circumnavigate the entrance to the inner earth. It has been rumored that there is a known place near that entrance, where by a warm wind blows. Yes.., it most certainly does blow, and tis’ an ill wind indeed. It would be most fascinating to hear Dr. Agnew’s thoughts. Perhaps he knows where the Lava People dwell.
 
That warm wind is just methane, enough to easily suffocate a non-existent New York film production company, including the imaginary president, the fictional VP, and the entire board of un-named directors. Fritos will only add to the problem.

Those kooks need to be locked up with a certain other methane producer whose first name is Kalvin. With any luck, they'd all disappear in a massive assplosion.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it all ice-covered ocean up there? I didn't know there was solid bedrock anywhere near the North Pole. Where do they expect to look for an opening or dig or whatever? I'm confused and bemused at why they're enthused.
 
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