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Prehistoric shark


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ddd999

ddd999

King of Mars
Prehistoric Japanese goblin shark
"This bizarre shark was rediscovered after being thought to be extinct"


Freaky stuff!!! :eek:



 
AnnetteMarie said:
that is an incredibly ugly beast. when it extended its mouth I saw Aliens in my mind, going after Ripley. :eek:
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First thing I thought too.

Then, I got to thinking about how it would be to have a big nose, and be a shark. You have other sharks with cool names, like The Great White, The Mako, Hammerhead, Shovelhead, White Tip, Tiger, Thresher, but to get saddled with Goblin Shark... It has to be embarassing to the shark.

So, what kind of shark are you? "Er... Eh.. A Goblin Shark."

What? "Yeah, I'm a Goblin Shark."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Then the little goblin shark swims away crying. Seriously sad, depressed, then the shark goes back to his house, gets a gun, and then shoots up a bunch of other sharks that made fun of him, then takes its own life, just as the Black and Whites Arrive. Not cops, Orcas.

Then, they say, "What a horrible waste. WHOA... Look at the size of the nose on that guy!"

You can tell I'm a little sleep deprived.
 
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