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Nursing home Surprise

I hope one day, a robot gets tired of wiping some old human's ass, and then realizes that some old people are better off with the plug pulled on them.

We are not meant to get old and decrepit. We are meant to be replaced like cattle. That's the whole point of humanity. We're replaceable, and we are cattle.

Ever wonder why such a marvelous creation such as a human being has the fatal flaw of being easily killed by disease and old age? It's because we were simply not meant to last. If we were as durable as let's say a water bottle, we'd literally live forever no matter how much shit was piled on us.
 
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