Arthur
Skilled Investigator
Do you find yourself spending more and more time trying to reach the next level of a game thats become way to hard?
Has your wife commented on your lack of interest in the bedroom department?
Have you started to swear more often and drink way too much beer?
Ok, lets get to the heart of most marital problems - the games console. By following my easy to understand steps you`ll soon beat that blasted game once and for all.
1. Drink some beer - helps to calm your nerves and relax you.
2. Eat a pie - you work better on a full stomach.
3. Turn the game on and pause it at that stage your struggling with.
4. Find a hammer
5. Get angry.
6. Laugh.
7. Smash the machine to pieces with your hammer.
8. Sit back. Well done valiant hero! The aliens are finished, the car race has been cancelled and the evil overlord can never return.
9. Drink more beer.
10. Now answer that call from the damsel in distress in your bedroom. You Hero!
Has your wife commented on your lack of interest in the bedroom department?
Have you started to swear more often and drink way too much beer?
Ok, lets get to the heart of most marital problems - the games console. By following my easy to understand steps you`ll soon beat that blasted game once and for all.
1. Drink some beer - helps to calm your nerves and relax you.
2. Eat a pie - you work better on a full stomach.
3. Turn the game on and pause it at that stage your struggling with.
4. Find a hammer
5. Get angry.
6. Laugh.
7. Smash the machine to pieces with your hammer.
8. Sit back. Well done valiant hero! The aliens are finished, the car race has been cancelled and the evil overlord can never return.
9. Drink more beer.
10. Now answer that call from the damsel in distress in your bedroom. You Hero!