... Well, my birthday is Monday, July 26th ... and I decided to offer the following ...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria."In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we're consuming 1 kilo of shit However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Decker
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria."In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we're consuming 1 kilo of shit However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit!
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit!
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
Decker
