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JeanLucPicard
Paranormal Maven
IT HAS SO MANY FEATURES I CAN'T EVEN LIST THEM GUYS!
BY THE WAY, I'M JEAN LUC PICARD, YUP THE REAL ONE FROM THE TV SERIES AND THE ENTERPRISE SPACE SHIP.
BY THE WAY, I'M JEAN LUC PICARD, YUP THE REAL ONE FROM THE TV SERIES AND THE ENTERPRISE SPACE SHIP.
JeanLucPicard
Paranormal Maven
GUYS!
Tony B.
Paranormal Adept
Hmmm. Never had that Jesus thing happen, but under the influence of beer I have convinced myself that ex-girlfriends were dying to hear from me at 1 AM, and I also once discovered that the more shots of tequila I had, the more Kung-fu I knew.
Thankfully these did not happen on the same night. Excuse me while I go have my semi-annual sip of Scotch...
Pigsinzen
Skilled Investigator
I wanted to share something with you all that made my day. A coworker of mine came across a video online about a group of UFO watchers gathering on the shore in my home town of Vero Beach in Florida. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be Stephen Greer & the C-Seti gang. Mr. Greer, PT Barnum's got nothing on you!! Enjoy!
Tony B.
Paranormal Adept
Yup, Dr. Greer nowadays is pretty much an overpriced version of Sean David Morton, with a medical degree. It also helps to understand him if you know that he was/is a Transcendental Meditation practitioner and teacher, which is the underlying basis for all of the bullshit he does. (I don't necessarily disagree with TM, but scamming people is not one of the intended uses, I'm sure.) He'll teach YOU how to do this stuff - for about $2000 or so.
If you listen to the video, you'll hear Greer telling someone to turn off the infrared device that was also recording, because if you HAD one you'd also see the Navy aircraft from NAS Jacksonville DROPPING THE DAMN FLARES.
"Summoning ET", my ass.
JeanLucPicard
Paranormal Maven
SO MANY FORMATS I CAN'T EVEN LIST!
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
I suspect this is the same La Plata County that's here in Colorado.
Very fitting. Darwin would be proud.
Very fitting. Darwin would be proud.
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
I could use one of these:
Tony B.
Paranormal Adept
Speaking of Zen:
ZEN JUDAISM
If there is no self,
whose arthritis is this?
Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?
Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip... joy.
With the second... satisfaction.
With the third, peace.
With the fourth, a Danish.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.
Accept misfortune as a blessing.
Do not wish for perfect health
or a life without problems.
What would you talk about?
The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single "oy."
There is no escaping karma.
In a previous life, you never called,
you never wrote, you never visited.
And whose fault was that?
Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?
Bupkes.
The Tao does not speak.
The Tao does not blame.
The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao has no expectations.
The Tao demands nothing of others.
The Tao is not Jewish.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.
Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
And sit up straight. You'll never meet the
Buddha with such rounded shoulders.
Be patient and achieve all things.
Be impatient and achieve all things faster.
To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.
To practice Zen and the art of Jewish
motorcycle maintenance, do the following:
get rid of the motorcycle.
What were you thinking?
Be aware of your body.
Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical
sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
The Torah says, "Love thy neighbor as thyself."
The Buddha says there is no "self."
So, maybe you are off the hook.
The Buddha taught that one should practice loving
kindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you
to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish?
Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain,
though your blood and flesh dry up and wither away,
yet shall you meditate and not stir
until you have attained full Enlightenment.
But, first, a little nosh.
ZEN JUDAISM
If there is no self,
whose arthritis is this?
Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?
Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip... joy.
With the second... satisfaction.
With the third, peace.
With the fourth, a Danish.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.
Accept misfortune as a blessing.
Do not wish for perfect health
or a life without problems.
What would you talk about?
The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single "oy."
There is no escaping karma.
In a previous life, you never called,
you never wrote, you never visited.
And whose fault was that?
Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?
Bupkes.
The Tao does not speak.
The Tao does not blame.
The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao has no expectations.
The Tao demands nothing of others.
The Tao is not Jewish.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.
Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
And sit up straight. You'll never meet the
Buddha with such rounded shoulders.
Be patient and achieve all things.
Be impatient and achieve all things faster.
To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.
To practice Zen and the art of Jewish
motorcycle maintenance, do the following:
get rid of the motorcycle.
What were you thinking?
Be aware of your body.
Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical
sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
The Torah says, "Love thy neighbor as thyself."
The Buddha says there is no "self."
So, maybe you are off the hook.
The Buddha taught that one should practice loving
kindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you
to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish?
Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain,
though your blood and flesh dry up and wither away,
yet shall you meditate and not stir
until you have attained full Enlightenment.
But, first, a little nosh.
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